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Goat Simulator [Online Game Code]

Platform : Windows Vista, Windows 8, Windows XP, Windows 7
| DRM: Steam
3.3 3.3 out of 5 stars 118 ratings
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Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that spazz out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat


Minimum System Requirements:
  • Supported OS:Windows XP (SP3), Windows Vista (SP2), Windows 7, Windows 8
  • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon X2, or equal at 2.0 GHz or better
  • RAM: 2 GB
  • Hard Disk: 2 GB
  • Video Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c
  • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
Recommended System Requirements:
  • Supported OS:Windows 7 or Windows 8
  • Processor: QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
  • RAM: 4 GB
  • Hard Disk: 2 GB
  • Video Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM+; NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS or better
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c
  • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit

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3.3 out of 5 stars
3.3 out of 5
118 global ratings

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Juniper
5.0 out of 5 stars Inner goat shall be let out
Reviewed in the United States on May 15, 2014
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I have never love a game more than I love goat simulator. I am able to let my inner goat roam free. I have searched for years on end looking for a way to become a goat, this is something I never expected to find, but it is the best thing yet. I am looking forward to 4d gaming when I am able to truly "be the goat". I will get to feel the fur on my back. The humans on my horns. It will be exilerating. I would give it 6 stars if I could
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Jordan Michel
3.0 out of 5 stars but I was really pretty excited about this game
Reviewed in the United States on July 12, 2015
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It may seem silly, but I was really pretty excited about this game. haha it is a fun game to just run around and do silly things, I guess like GTA. I did not play it as often as I thought I would though and ended up uninstalling it all together because Steam was super annoying. The game itself was pretty fun as I mentioned, but I had some troubles with the controls and all of the different things you could too. I think someone with more video game skills, especially on computers, would have a much easier time then I did. It was fun while it lasted...
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The One Who Critiques
4.0 out of 5 stars Good for a few hours of hilarious fun!
Reviewed in the United States on April 14, 2014
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Goat Simulator is the latest and greatest simulator to hit the gaming market since Warehouse & Logistics Simulator!

PROS:
Now this game will definitely give you a few hours of hilarious entertainment, whether it's causing mayhem and destruction or playing around with the physics and exploring the small open world that has a few hidden secrets. The gameplay is simple you go around wrecking party's, dinner tables and protests while also doing acrobatic stunts. It also has workshop support which can be quite fun as we've seen in games like Skyrim, Garry's Mod, and more.

CONS:
The biggest issue I have with the game is it became very boring after about 1-2 hours. Goat Simulator does have steam workshop support as I stated, which may fix that issue. Though I've tried uploading some user created content, and unfortunately it seems my game will crash when I upload a map or a goat skin. Not sure if this is an ongoing issue or just something I keep running across, however keep this in mind. Another issue is that the open world is very very small and you will run out of things to do very fast.

So for 10 dollars you can go either way, there is some fun to be had but it has a good amount of issues such as crashing and the it's repetitive nature that you may come across. It has a good amount of other flaws that I could nitpick about, but this game is not supposed to be taken seriously. Goat Simulator prides itself on being crazy, absurdly funny and glitchy. So the biggest issue and the thing you must ask yourself is how long can I play this until I get bored and will the steam workshop provide even better content in the long run so I can continue to play it.

Overall it's a fun and out there physics based game that can provide a few good laughs.
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fantasy reader
1.0 out of 5 stars Don't waste your money!
Reviewed in the United States on November 9, 2014
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Worst game ever. It doesn't work on either of my laptops -- one of which is brand new and runs other games and HD videos perfectly! One laptop crashes trying to load the game, the other runs extremely slowly and locks up several minutes into the game. It's terrible. People say it was "designed to be buggy" but as a former game designer, I think this is just very, very, poorly done. Frankly, I'm surprised Amazon continues to carry something so junky.
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JustSomeDude
2.0 out of 5 stars It's 12+, but Amazon won't tell you that..Ugh!
Reviewed in the United States on June 22, 2014
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Amazon did not mention it, but in case you are buying it for a child, remember that this is rated 12+ (Google for the ratings). I bought this for my 9 year old and am stuck with this. It has phrases such as "scare the s*** out of them" which are very inappropriate for a younger audience. I wish Amazon would clearly mention that.

The game itself seems fairly silly and probably entertaining for a bit. My kid likes it (until we discovered the crude language). The graphics / 3D rendering is not as elegant as some other sims but its average enough. We will see how long we find it enjoyable.
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Nate
5.0 out of 5 stars A work of art meant for every man, woman, child, and other.
Reviewed in the United States on August 13, 2014
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Simply the most accurate simulator I have ever played. Words cannot describe the sheer bliss that erupts from your soul that first time you go "MEEAAAGHHHHH". In a world so populated by soul crushing tragedies, this game is the only work of art that can dare justify the earth spinning, as it is entirely too beautiful an experience. The tears really start rolling when you play this game. You are a disgrace to your own existence if you do not buy this game.
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Nicholad
3.0 out of 5 stars It is the most unrealistic goat simulator.
Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2014
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Upon purchasing this product I was expecting to be immersed in a goat like environment. Was sadly disapoint by the unreal mechanics. Goats cannot moonwalk, use jet packs, blow up cars, fling humans hundreds of feet, bounce on mattresses, climb ladders, move huge boulders or get hit my a speeding car and walk away. There was NO GOAT FOOD. How is my goat supposed to eat??? Why is my goats tongue so damn long? I don't think it is worthy of the name goat simulator. more like Unrealistic goat game. I think I'm going to go drink my sorrows away. i am dissapoint
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Garrett Zecker
4.0 out of 5 stars Stupid fun
Reviewed in the United States on August 6, 2014
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This game is stupid. I love it. My favorite part, perhaps, is the fact that there is no goals besides the achievements and no need to save or feel like I have to spend fifteen more minutes getting to a checkpoint. It's my dumb goat game that I can play with an extra two minutes, or fifteen, or thirty, and not feel like I am accomplishing anything except pushing the dumb goat into things and making him explode, lick, get hit by a car, destroy the game studio that made it, and a hundred other little fun things that are in the game. Glitchy, quick, easy, Goat Simulator really lives beyond the promise of the title.
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Sonny
5.0 out of 5 stars Einfach Unglaublich
Reviewed in Germany on February 2, 2016
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Dieses spiel ist sowas von cool frag mich warum es so Günstig ist.
Die Grafik gefällt mir sehr vergleichbar mit Aktuellen 2015/16 Spielen und es gibt wirklich sehr viel zu Erkunden.
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Cheerioh
2.0 out of 5 stars va falloir parler l'allemand
Reviewed in France on July 14, 2015
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Alors j'ai téléchargé ce code pour pouvoir jouer en utilisant ensuite le code sur le support de Steam à la demande de mon fiston. Pas de souci pour régler, par contre ensuite c'était un peu galère parce que les consignes pour l'utiliser étaient super complexes à trouver et une fois trouvées, ben elles étaient en allemand, heureusement que c'était ma seconde langue.

Bref, ne vous lancez là-dedans que si vous connaissez déjà la démarche à faire. Après ça fonctionne très bien.
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